05 February 2007

Bad Science Joke

And now we find out how many people are actually still checking this thing after being idle for so long...

Two biology grad students walk into a bar.

"Ok, now remember: if an if/then proposition is true, then its contrapositive is also true," says the first.


"Okay, an example: 'If a cell is E. coli, then it must be Gram negative.' The contrapositive would be, 'If a cell is not Gram negative, then it cannot be E. coli.'"

"Ohh, of course," says the second. "Quite obvious. Entirely bacteriological."



Kristen said...

terrible! :-D

William said...

That sounds like my kind of humor...